Today's quotes [4.22.08]

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ON REVISIONIST HISTORY
   What was sliced bread the greatest thing since?

ON DATING
   When aiming for the common denominator, be prepared for the occasional
   division by zero.

ON LAMENTATION
   Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

ON MODERNISM
   Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two.
   One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with
   brightly colored machine tools.

ON MATERIAL SCIENCE
   Character density: The number of very weird people in the office.

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