Today's quotes [4.20.08]

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ON DEEP THOUGHTS
   A day without sunshine is like night.

   My wife always keeps a bowl of wax fruit around,
   even though neither of us knows any mannequins.

   I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook exactly
   but we have a complete set of soup knives.

   A friend asked my wife if I was hard to please
   
   She replied, "Don't know. Never tried."   

ON PARADOX AND RETURN POLICIES
   There is a CD out entitled "The Worst of Jefferson Airplane". If you
   buy this, take it home, play it, and enjoy it, should you take it back
   and demand a refund?

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