Today's quotes [4.19.08]

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   I'm not saying my wife talks too much or anything,
   But she uses a special SPF 30 sunblock for her tongue.

* If at first you don't succeed -- give up! No use being a damn
       fool.

   At bedtime, when my wife asks "Is everything shut-up for the night ?"
   
   I always patiently reply, "Everything 'else' is, dear."

   My wife hasn't been feeling all that well lately.
   Something she agreed with is eating her.

* You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever.

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