Today's quotes [4.17.08]

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* Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways.

* If vegetable oil is made of vegetables, what is baby oil made of?

"Sisko or Spock?"
"Spock! Those pointy ears'd give me something to hang onto!"

-- me, Gail Miller

"Adelaide water: The closest thing to Guinness without actually tasting
 nice."

-- me

* Cocaine is gods way of telling you that you make too much money.

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