Today's quotes [4.16.08]

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"All I'm saying is that you're deluded, pathetic, and squirrels use your
 head to store chestnuts for the cold winter months in."

-- Pinback, oz#gothic

"I wandered into a place in San Antonio which had what looked like a magnum
 of tabasco sitting in front of the counter.

 Me: 'I want!  I want!  I want!  I want!'.
 Sales dude: 'It's not for sale'.
 Me: 'Bowel movement'[0].

 [0] Or words to that effect."

-- Peter Gutmann, alt.sysadmin.recovery

It's not hard to tell we was poor -- when you saw the toilet paper
   dryin' on the clothesline.
         George Lindsey

Never moon a werewolf.
         Mike Binder

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by
   candlelight.
         George Gobel

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