Today's jokes [4.27.08]

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English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are 
cruising at flight level three five zero, feel free to move about the 
cabin, also the First Officer has turned off the no smoking sign, the 
flight attendants will be serving cocktails and refreshments momentarily, 
so just sit back and enjoy the rest of the flight, we'll be arriving at
our destination in 20 minutes, and I expect no delays. Enjoy the rest of 
your flight. 

Ebonics: Ebonia Airlines Dis be yo' main man, we be chillin at tray-five 
-o, if you be flexin get up off yo ass and shake that thang, my homey be 
killin the man's opression if you wanna smoke chronic, just hang loose 
blood, them bitches be cruizin on up with some forty-ounce 8-ball, so stop 
trippin and sit your ass back down, we be in the hood in no time afterall, 
i be bumpin switches all da' way. Peace out!

This guy walks into a psychiatrist's office with a concerned look 
on his face.  "Doc," he says, "I'm worried.  It's that dream.  I'm 
having it again."

"What dream?" asked the shrink, not really paying attention.

"You know," says the man, "the one where I'm into sadism and 
bestiality and necrophilia.  Should I be worried or am I just 
beating a dead horse?"

A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist for an eating and sleeping 
disorder. 
"I am so obsessed with my mother... As soon as I go to sleep, I start 
dreaming, and everyone in my dream turns into my mother. I wake up in
such a state, all I can do is go downstairs and eat a piece of toast." 
The psychiatrist replies: 
"What, just one piece of toast, for a big boy like you?" 

Sent by Yasha

What is white and streaks across the sky? 

The coming of the Lord. 

What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear?

Data transfer. 

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