Today's jokes [4.11.08]

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What's a blonde's mating call? 

     I think I'm drunk. 

The huge black dude was getting ready for the electric chair -
he had been found guilty of rape and murder.  The witnesses to
the execution were astonished when the prisoner's pant leg was
cut and a tiny electrode was prepared to be placed on his penis.
"Hey don't look so surprised" the condemned man said.
"Yours would shrink and shrivel up too it you were about to be zapped!"

What are the three words you don't want to hear while making love?

"Honey, I'm home!" 

What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?

Fake an orgasm.

A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian. The lesbian requested a 15 
year old, and the madam replied
"I'm sorry, we don't serve minors to lickers." 

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