Today's stories [3.27.08]

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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel
the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay
them for the privilege of having sex for the first time.
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for
virgins to marry.

I was just visiting some friends who have a real working farm. I 
was watching this one rooster chasing after this hen, when the 
friend's wife came out to feed them. The rooster stopped 
chasing the hen at once and ran over to begin eating. I stood 
there thinking to myself, "Damn ! I hope I never get that 
hungry."

Did you hear about the disaster at a major U.S. University? 

The scientists were cloning monkeys and one of them blew up. 
The scientist are trying to determine what went wrong by sifting 
through the Rhesus' pieces.

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