Today's stories [3.21.08]

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A World War II veteran came into a London clinic with a haemorrhoid 
problem. One painful pile would often hang down from the man's anus and 
he was in the habit of pushing it back up with an artillery shell. On 
this occasion, the shell got stuck. Doctors were going to remove it 
but the man told them the shell was still live. So the hospital called in 
the army bomb disposal squad, who built a lead box around the 
man's anus to defuse the shell before it could be removed. 

Seems this Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that
   he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab
   some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over
   his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the
   would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. Seems the liquor
   store window was made of Plexi-Glass. The whole event was caught on
   videotape.


  

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the 
animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is 
punishable by death.

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