Today's quotes [3.7.08]

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"My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed." 

                                     - Christopher Morley

Bare necessities of life: Food, clothing, and a blonde.

                                    - W. C. Fields

"I waited and waited, and when no message came, I knew it must have been 
from you. " 

                                        - Ashleigh Brilliant

"How tall are you?" 

"Six foot seven."

"Let's forget about the six feet and talk about the seven inches." 

- Mae West

The hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without 
proving that you are unworthy of winning. 

                                        - Adlai Stevenson

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