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Although plastic was brought into industrial use in 1909 by L.H. Baekland 
of Yonkers, it was not until the end of World War II that the modern 
miracle substance was used in a wide variety of consumer goods, among 
them speedboats, dentures and flamingos. Previously flamingos were made 
of cement. Before that they were made by other flamingos.


- William E. Geist, The New York Times

"Now I understand why the post office puts up wanted posters for robbers. 
It just goes to prove the old saying that it takes one to know one"

                                        - Mary Tyler Moore

"Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational 
things in the pursuit of phenominally unlikely payoffs. This is the 
principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion." 

- Scott Adams

Although a wise man might urge that one suffer fools gladly, this should 
not be construed as license for any fool to demand that one do so.


- Frederick William Kantor

"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and 
child." 

- Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle on Republican family values

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