Today's quotes [3.4.08]

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A lot of people are afraid of heights.
Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

                                    - Steven Wright

"When we played softball, I'd steal second base, then I'd feel guilty and 
go back."

                                        - Woody Allen

Nobody has so many friends that he can afford to lose one. 

                                       - Edward Abbey

This is a cheap-shot comedy sketch, and I'll lay you odds the frog wrote 
it. 

- Miss Piggy, The Muppet Show

Doing for people what they can and ought to do for themselves is a 
dangerous experiment. In the last analysis the welfare of the workers 
depends on their own private initiative. 

- Samuel Gompers, 1915
  President, American Federation of Labor 1886 - 1924

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