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AND FINALLY, ON DRUGS AND DEVELOPMENT
   There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We
   don't believe this to be a coincidence.

* Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence (a life sentence!!!)

* Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is
       over, the strings are attached.

* Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an
       institution for the blind.

* Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's
       Degree and the women gets her Master.

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