Today's quotes [3.30.08]

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'Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be least disappointing'

'Martyrdom is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability'

George Bernard Shaw

'When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason - there's a reason'

Molly McGee

'Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice Doggie!' till you can find a rock'

Wynn Catlin

ON PROPHECY
   The meek shall inherit the earth---they are too weak to refuse.

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