Today's quotes [3.25.08]

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There are two kinds of pedestrians...the quick and the dead.

A cowboy was walking down the street with his new pet dachshund. The
passer by asked him why he bought that kind of dog.  The cowboy answer,
"somebody told me to get along little doggie."

I have a rottweiler so mean, he ate the neighbor's weenie dog. Now he's
a bratweiler.

Never tell your computer that you're in a hurry.

"The reason there are two senators for each
state is so that one can be designated driver."

                                 -- Jay Leno

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