Today's quotes [3.22.08]

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A programmer is someone who solves a problem you
didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise"

--Unknown

Platonic friend is like a dick in a glass.
In case of an emergency -- you break the glass.

                                     -- Chris Rock

"Smoking in the lavatories is prohibited. Any person caught smoking in
the lavatories will be asked to leave the plane immediately."

"There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 6 ways 
out of this airplane..."

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