Today's quotes [3.21.08]

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Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.

Catherine Zandonella

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your
chances for a date on Saturday night."

Rodney Dangerfield

Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations
and challenges, but eventually you find a hairstylist you like.

Blessed are those who hunger and thirst,
for they are sticking to their diets.

"Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant."

--Unknown

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