Today's quotes [3.20.08]

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Marriage changes passion...
suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

I don't do drugs anymore...I get the same effect just standing up fast.

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't
have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

Woody Allen

"You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither."

Steve Martin

You're getting old when you get the same sensation from
a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.

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