Today's quotes [3.2.08]

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You can listen to thunder after lightening and tell how close you came to 
getting hit.

If you don't hear it you got hit, so never mind. 

When the situation is hopeless, there's nothing to worry about. 

                                   - Edward Abbey

It's so hard to say au revoir,
So let's just say hors d'oeurve.

                        - Martin Mull

Society is like a stew.
If you don't keep it stirred up, you get a lot of scum on top. 

                                     - Edward Abbey

I can't give you brains, but I can give you a diploma.

                         - The Wizard of OZ to the Scarecrow.

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