Today's quotes [3.17.08]

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"In California, 50 women protested the impending war with Iraq by lying 
on the ground naked and spelling out the word peace. Right idea, wrong 
president."

                                                    - Jay Leno

"We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass 
destruction we have been looking for as our pretext of invading Iraq. 
There's just one problem - it's in North Korea."

                                                 - Jon Stewart

"The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 
'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular."

                                                    --Jay Leno

Going to war without France is like going
deer hunting without your accordion."

                               Norman Schwartzkopf

"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure"
           -- Jacques Chirac, President of France

"As far as France is concerned, you're right."
                                  --Rush Limbaugh,

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