Today's quotes [3.15.08]

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Love thy neighbor... But don't get caught!

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work.
I want to achieve immortality through not dying."

A good discussion is like a miniskirt: 
Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject.

Success is a relative term 
It brings so many relatives.

"As we head to war with Iraq, President Bush wants to make one thing 
clear: This war is not about oil, it's about gasoline."

                                                     - Jay Leno

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