Today's quotes [3.14.08]

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Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative
on the same night.

If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was
probably worth it.

Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side,
and it holds the universe together.

Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes
from bad judgment.

"I have enough money to last me the rest of my
life unless I buy something."

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