Today's quotes [3.12.08]

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Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they 
were to success when they gave up. 

- Thomas Edison

"We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his 
hands for masturbation."

                                        - Lily Tomlin

"Men never do evil so cheerfully and so completely as when they do so 
from religious conviction." 

                                        - Blaise Pascal

God is a comedian with an audience too afraid to laugh.

                                       - Voltaire

Notice how they do not so much fly, as plummet. 

- Monty Python (Flying Sheep Sketch)

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