Today's quotes [3.11.08]

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Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline,
the first often tasting like the second. 

- Edward Abbey

Man does not control his own fate.
The women in his life do that for him. 

- Groucho Marx

It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education. 

                                   - Albert Einstein

When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.

                                       - Mae West

"Ever notice how it's a penny for your thoughts, yet you put in your two 
cents? Someone is making a penny on the deal."

                                              - Steven Wright

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