Today's quotes [3.10.08]

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Never use a preposition to end a sentence with.

It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago. 

                     -Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President

"I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a 
career." 

                                      - Gloria Steinem

"If I were going to convert to any religion, I would probably choose 
Catholicism, because it, at least, has female saints, and the Virgin 
Mary." 

                                   - Margaret Atwood

"El Nino taught me that some of the most beautiful things in nature are 
also the most dangerous. Like 30 foot waves, giant thunderstorms, and 
topless blondes driving on rain-soaked highways." 

                                             - Mark Schmidt

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