Today's quotes [3.1.08]

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Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons.

                                - Woody Allen from Without Feathers

You can't expect a boy to be depraved until he has been to a good school.

                                                  - Saki

No amount of advance planning will ever replace dumb luck. 

Friends are like fiddle strings;
they must not be screwed too tight.

                    - H. G. Bohn

If we learn by our mistakes then I am getting a fantastic education.

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