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Jokes2Go @ Lunch [3.26.08]  
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Joke @ Lunch:

A small boy was lost, so he went up to a
policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"
The cop said, "What's he like?"
The little boy replied, "Beer and women!" 

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Story @ Lunch:

In a Tacoma, Washington men's clothing store: 

     "15 men's wool suits, $10. They won't last an hour!" 

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Poem @ Lunch:

A lecherous fellow named Babbitt 
Asked a girl if she'd fuck or would nab it. 
Said she, "From long habit 
I fuck like a rabbit, 
So I'd rather cohabit than grab it." 

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Quote @ Lunch:

"Beer is proof that God loves us and 
wants us to be happy."   
                      
                     --- Einstein

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