Today's quotes [2.9.08]

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"In Russia we only had two TV channels.
Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two
consisted of a KGB officer telling you:
Turn back at once to Channel One." 

Yakov Smirnoff. 

"I grew up with six brothers.
That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom." 

Bob Hope.

"Television: A medium.
So called because it's neither rare nor well done." 

Ernie Kovacs.

"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit."

Mel Brooks.

"We don't want the television script good. We want it Tuesday."

Dennis Norden.

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