Today's quotes [2.8.08]

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"I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day.
At my age I have to hold on to something." 

George Burns.

"The Russians love Brooke Shields because her
eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev." 

Robin Williams.

"Maybe there is no actual place called hell.
Maybe hell is just having to listen to our
grandparents breathe through their noses when
they're eating sandwiches."

Jim Carey. 

"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying
and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself." 

Peter O'Toole.

"A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live." 

Bob Hope.

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