Today's quotes [2.6.08]

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If I was you I would have sex with me

If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.

                                               -Gloria Steinam

Please don't throw cirarettes in the toilet.
It makes them sticky, wet and hard to light.

- Urinal at Mike Quinn's Surplus Electronics.

If life is a test to go to heavean shouldn't preachers
and anyone who listens to them go straight to hell for 
cheating?
                             
                                     --Alex Hull

Guns don't kill people, husbands who come
                home early kill people."
        
                                         --  Jimmy Kimmel

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