Today's quotes [2.5.08]

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Palm Beach County: We put the "duh" in Florida.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have
to alter it every six months."

                                                 -- Oscar Wilde

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

My mother didn't breast-feed me. She said she liked me as a friend.

                       ---Rodney Dangerfield

"If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all."

                                             -- Rodney Dangerfield  

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