Today's quotes [2.29.08]

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I look just like the girl next door... if you happen to live next door to 
an amusement park. 

                                          - Dolly Parton

T. S. Eliot is an anagram of Toilets.

If you die on an elevator, be sure to press the UP button. 

Sleep is death without the responsibility.

Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.

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