Today's quotes [2.27.08]

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"I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch." 

                                      - Gilda Radner

"The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax." 

- Albert Einstein

"Well," Brahma said, "even after ten thousand explanations, a fool is no 
wiser, but an intelligent man requires only two thousand five hundred." 

- The Mahabharata

"If at first, you don't succeed, does it depress you that no one is 
surprised?" 

- Jim Lockwood

There is nothing noble about being superior to some other man. The true 
nobility is in being superior to you previous self. 

- Samuel Johnson

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