Today's quotes [2.26.08]

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Early to bed, early to rise, and your girl goes out with other guys.

Climbing K2 or floating the Grand Canyon in an inner tube There are some 
things one would rather have done than do. 

- Edward Abbey

"A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers 
after four kisses." 

- H.L. Mencken (American writer, 1888-1956)

"The crux... is that the vast majority of the mass of the universe seems 
to be missing." 

- William J. Broad

"A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he 
can't." 

- Rhonda Hansome

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