Today's quotes [2.2.08]

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Rain - something that, when you take an umbrella, it
doesn't.

I was born on the first of the month so they called me
"Bill."

He is so polite, he wouldn't open an oyster without
knocking on the shell first.

"To what do you attribute your old age?"
"The fact that I was born a long time ago."

We have an automatic air-conditioner. Everytime the
weather gets very hot it automatically breaks down.

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