Today's quotes [2.19.08]

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep!

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning!

"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours!

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