Today's quotes [2.18.08]

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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station .... what more can I say..........

Since light travels faster than sound, people
appear bright until you hear them speak.

How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Money is not everything. There's MasterCard & Visa.

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

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