Today's quotes [2.17.08]

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My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other ...
So now it's just a waiting game.

There is nothing remarkable about love at first sight.
It's when people have been looking at each other for
years that it becomes remarkable.

"If elections changed anything they would be illegal"

A Grafitty on a wall in Sofia

"Danger? I laugh in the face of danger - then I hide until it goes away."

                                          Xander Harris

"A billion years ago, human life 
appearred on earth. A billion minutes 
ago Christianity emerged.  A billion 
Coca-Colas ago was yesterday morning." 

1996 Coca-Cola annual report

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