Today's quotes [2.14.08]

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"Most rock journalism is people who can't write
interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." 

Frank Zappa. 

"Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and,
instead of bleeding, he sings." 

Ed Gardner. 

"All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song." 

Louis Armstrong.

"People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used
to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it." 

Noel Coward.

"Ever wonder if illiterate people get the
full effect of alphabet soup?" 

John Mendosa.

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