Today's quotes [2.13.08]

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"I am an expert of electricity.
My father occupied the chair of applied electricity
at the state prison." 

WC Fields.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

"Which painting in the National Gallery would I save
if there was a fire? The one nearest the door of course."

                                            -- George Bernard Shaw

"Only Lawyers and mental defectives are
automatically exempt for jury duty." 

                                            -- George Bernard Shaw

"Wagner's music is better than it sounds."

                                      -- Mark Twain

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