Today's quotes [2.12.08]

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"You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label." 

Mark Twain.

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk.
That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." 

Ernest Hemmingway.

"A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke." 

Groucho Marx.

"Any American who is prepared to run for President
should automatically, by definition, be disqualified
from every doing so." 

Gore Vidal.

"Americans have different ways of saying things.
They say "elevator", we say "lift" ...
they say "President", we say "stupid psychopathic git." 

Alexai Sayle.

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