Today's stories [12.4.08]

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Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee' called and 
volunteered to come over and fix dinner and play nursemaid to me. I 
declined, not wanting to pass on the flu to her. "Okay honey", she told 
me, "Will wait till after we get married. Then we can spend the rest ofour 
lives making each other sick!"

Seen on the back of a food service delivery van:

Driver does not
carry more than $50
worth of lasagna

I called a company and asked to speak to Bob. The person who
answered said, "Bob is on vacation. Would you like to hold?"

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