Today's stories [12.31.08]

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An amateur translator from English to Japanese happened to find a 
temporary job. The first he has to do is this; " Go the extra mile.
It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker."

Because the Japanese translator does not have a sense to understand
the above, his work in Japanese reads; "Don't go the extra mile, or
it reveals you as an incompetent slacker like your boss."

When my sister teased her four-year-old daughter by
suggesting she liked a certain boy in her kindergarten
class, the little girl was quite indignant.
"No mommy, I don't," she replied,
"because he's only interested in one thing."
Shocked, my sister cautiously asked what that might be.
"Power Rangers, of course," said the toddler.

Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates will donate $100 million to help 
immunize children in developing countries against meningitis 
and respiratory and diarrheal illnesses. With the shot, however, 
the children will have Microsoft Internet Explorer 4.0 installed in 
them.

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