Today's stories [12.30.08]
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Harlan says there's a Judi who works at his place: Our
receptionist, (yes, she is a blonde), often takes orders to call
out for pizza on nights we work late. One night, after placing an
order for two pizza's from around the corner, we asked her how
long it would be. She said she was told 40 minutes. When we
commented to her that we thought that was a long time, she
responded "that seems about right, it takes 20 minutes to cook
a pizza and we ordered 2 of them".
Taking a medical history is an experience: The MD, taking a
sex-behavior history asked: "How many orgasms did you have
last week?" The answer: "Counting masturbatory ones and
As a younger man, I was in great shape. As an airline pilot , I was
required to have a Flight physical every six months.
The nurse took the basic data, weight, height, and blood pressure. My
pressure was good, but the heart rate was below 40 beats per minute.
"I cannot put that number down. You'll be denied a physical.",she said.
"What can I do?", I replied.
She held my hand and winked,saying, "Just think about that for a minute!"
Retaking my blood pressure and heart rate, she stated, "53 will be OK,
but you really know how to hurt a girl!"
Floyd Coons, (retired) Northwest Airlines
Sent by Robert
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