Today's stories [12.28.08]

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Jim Fixx:

Author of the best selling "Complete Book of Running," which started the
jogging craze of the 1970s.

How he died: A heart attack....while jogging

Fixx was visiting Greensboro, Vermont when he walked out of his house and
began jogging. He'd only gone a short distance when he had a massive
coronary. His autopsy revealed that one of his coronary arteries was 99%
clogged, another was 80% obstructed, and a third was 70% blocked....and
that Fixx had had three other attacks in the weeks prior to his death.

Warning label on 
Nytol (a sleep aid): "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

Nancy told me about her friend Joy's annual gynecology exam.
While the doctor was "doing his thing", he looks over at her chart 
and says, "Hmmm, I see you had your tonsils out...."  She was 
surprised that the doctor could tell *that* from where he was 
sitting . . .

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