Today's stories [12.23.08]
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Do you realize 25% of all married men kiss their wife good-bye
when they leave the house?
Of these same men 90% will kiss their house good-bye when
their wife leaves.
I'd locked myself out of my car. I watched the locksmith
work with that wire that slides under the window and then
pushes up the lock. I asked him, 'that goes under the
window, huh? What do you do if the window is down?'
I swear, sometimes I embarrass myself.
It's not all that often a wife will confess her faults. Just the other
nite my wife said, "Hon, I know I'm not the perfect wife. I realize
I'm often too outspoken."
Risking all manner of flying objects, I couldn't resist the temptation
and calmly replied, "Oh, by whom dear ?"
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