Today's stories [12.14.08]
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Sign in a hotel in Athens:
Visitors are expected to complain at the office
between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.
Mum and Dad went to the Restaurant,Dad was about halfway
finishing his meal but he had a hard look at the potato.
He calls the waitress and says this potato is bad.
The waitress picks it up an smacks it an puts it back on
the plate and says "If that potato causes any more trouble
just let me know".
Sent by Lindsey
Between my post-USMC and my present mathematician era, I
was a cop. A judge who later ended up on the 2d District Court
of Appeals told me once, "The only differences between
lawyers and protitutes are that prostitutes are generally better
looking and more honest about how they make a living."
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