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Spence was discussing the latest design changes on this
one car at the car show.  Someone noted the windshield
wipers now didn't show from the front of the car.  I opened my
mouth and seriously suggested, "maybe the windshield wipers
are on the *inside* of the windshield now . . . "

As a Viet Nam Vet I was telling the students about an
especially emotional visit to the Viet Nam Memorial in
DC.  A girl raised her hand and asked me if I was able
to find my name on the wall.

The president turned back to his own role in history.
He told the audience that he saw a list of the top 100 news
stories of the century compiled by the Newseum, a journalism-
oriented museum ... across the Potomac in Virginia, and noticed
that "something about the events of the past year" [was] on it.

Clinton, smiling, revealed his number on the list: No. 53.

"No. 53! I mean, what does a guy have to do to make the top 50?
I came in six places after the invention of plastic, for crying
outloud. And I don't recall a year of 24-hour-a-day saturation
on the miracle of plastic."

               --Associated Press Report
                  on 85th White House Correspondents
                   Association Dinner
                    2 May 1999

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