Today's stories [12.10.08]

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Before we were married Wife used to always say, "You're only 
interested in one thing." Trouble is now though, after 36 years, 
I've forgotten what the hell it was.

According to a study conducted by Kaiser Permanente, 
prostitutes can suffer from post-traumatic stress disorder on a 
par with veterans of the Vietnam war. I think I speak for a lot of 
men when I say, "are there still volunteer spots available in this 
study?" 

I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher
commented that the next day would be the shortest day
of the year. My lab partner became visibly excited,
cheering and clapping. I explained to her that the
amount of daylight changes,not the actual amount of
time. Needless to say, she was very disappointed.

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