Today's quotes [12.9.08]
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I can't believe it happened. The other day I jogged backward and put on
I hear that exercise kills germs. But how do you get the little
buggers to exercise?
Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a
man's genitals through his wallet.
You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this
look that says, "My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!"
According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable
undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front
of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of
course, men are just grateful.
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